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July 18, 2010

Angelina Jolie vs. A Basket of Kittens

Filed under: Artwork — Tags: — Ryan Klemek @ 6:14 pm

I can’t take all the credit for this one. A friend of mine told me that he was having a conversation with an Angelina Jolie fan he knows. This fan summed up his loyalty to Jolie by stating the only way he would stop loving her is if she punched a basket full of kittens. So my friend decided that I should do a painting of this scene. Lately, I have been having trouble staying motivated, but I think I’m off to a good start. The pencil sketch probably took me about an hour or so:

It then took me over 40 minutes just to mix some paints. But then, in about an hour and a half, I made the following amount of progress:

Hopefully, I will not get lazy. I am looking to finish this in about 3 weeks. I will post updates along the way.

May 26, 2010

Mumm-Ra vs. Gargamel

Filed under: Artwork — Tags: , , , , — Ryan Klemek @ 2:02 pm

Things have been kind of crazy as of  late, and I’ve found myself feeling somewhat uninspired. I have been plugging along on the webcomic Mirthless Myth, and although I am satisfied with how it is coming along, I was feeling a bit of the writer’s block. Then suddenly today I got an idea that has made me somewhat excited. I will start doing some wacky paintings featuring some pop culture icons, mostly characters from from toys and cartoons I liked growing up. I got so excited about this first idea that I got right to work on the sketch for it:

Yep, that is Mumm-Ra from The Thundercats vs. Gargamel (with Azrael) from The Smurfs. I am not sure when I will actually be able to start paining, but hopefully it will be soon. Keep checking back here to see my progress.

March 17, 2010

Turtle Painting

Filed under: Artwork,Donkeyshines Announcements — Ryan Klemek @ 5:13 pm

I have been really busy with the webcomic and have had little time for much else. However, I did finally finish the painting for the Jesus Turtle. here’s a detail of my favorite part:

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I’m especially proud of the hair. For some reason, I have always had problems painting hair and only recently have I gotten a handle on it. Anyway you can see the entire painting here. Soon, I will start the painting for the Dino Volleyball shirt. However, I must concentrate on finishing page 5 of my new webcomic. I am also still trying to think of a name for the series and website. I will keep y’all posted.

February 26, 2010

New Webcomic Pages

Filed under: Artwork — Ryan Klemek @ 12:19 pm

I am now up to page 3 of my still untitled webcomic. I didn’t make the 2nd page available when I finished it because I felt it was too dull on its own. Anyway, here’s a teaser panel from the newest one:

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It has been a while since I put up that first page, so I strongly suggest readers start at the beginning of the story and read all three pages in sequence. I still don’t have a title or url for my comic, and I haven’t built a finished site yet. Come to think of it, none of my characters even have names yet! Well, one of them does, but I won’t spoil the surprise by mentioning it here. I still have a lot of work to do, so it looks like I am going to miss my March 1 launch date. It’s taking me about a week and a half to do each page from start to finish, and I’d like to launch with at least 5. I hope y’all like what I’ve done so far…

February 14, 2010

Chinese New Year/Valentine’s Day 2010

Filed under: Artwork — Ryan Klemek @ 1:48 pm

Here is the card I made Vanessa for Valentine’s Day this year:

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In case it isn’t obvious, this is supposed to be a reference to the famous scene in the Disney movie, Lady and the Tramp. The gorillas were supposed to be nonchalantly looking away, just as they do in the movie right before they accidentally kiss. However, here it looks as though they are breaking fourth wall, anxiously waiting for the viewer to go away so they can eat their banana in peace. While this wasn’t what I was going for when I drew it, I think its kind of funny.

Here is the card Vanessa made for me:

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Today is both Valentine’s Day and Chinese New Year, and CNY actually has special significance for the wife and I. We started dating on Chinese New Year 5 years ago. While the date of this holiday changes every year, we like to observe it as one of our anniversaries, along with the day we met, and our actual wedding. Vanessa did a pretty good job drawing the dragons, didn’t she? She is a biology instructor at MIT, and I always say that she’s way better at art than I am at biology!

January 28, 2010

Getfit T-shirt Design

Filed under: Artwork — Ryan Klemek @ 9:03 am

For the past few years, I have been doing this 12-week fitness program through MIT, called Getfit. I’m on a “team” with Vanessa and 4 other of our friends. It’s really not supposed to be competitive, all it requires is that you keep track of all of the minutes you spend exercising each week. For me that is always a lot of minutes, but it doesn’t really matter too much. Anyway, each year they have a t-shirt design contest to come up with the shirt they’ll give out to all the participants. I entered last year, and did not even get nominated. This year, I am hoping to change that. Here is my entry:

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So in case it is unclear, that is a fitness machine, along with two figures at “before and after” stages of the fitness process. I am actually really happy with it, and would  wear this shirt even if I had no affiliation with Getfit. We’ll see how it goes. In addition to all the prestige that goes along with winning this competition, the winner also receives an iPod Touch. That would be a nice thing to get for free. Wish me luck!

January 25, 2010

Webcomic Progress

Filed under: Artwork,Story Premises — Tags: , — Ryan Klemek @ 1:28 pm

Well, I finally finished the first page of my webcomic! See if you can figure out what’s going on from this single panel out of context:

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I wonder if anyone has ever drawn a minotaur making that expression before. Anyway, it took months to come up with a story I really wanted to tell, but I have finally gotten the ball rolling. I actually took some elements from some of my story premises I posted here on the donkeyblog. I still need a title for the comic, a name for the url and I’ll still need to build a new site for it. I will be using a simple wordpress comic theme with some cusomizations. I have the first complete page posted at a temporary site here. Obviously this site is just a shell. At the moment, it only seems to work in Firefox, which is one of the things I need to work out before I actually launch. I also want to initially start with at  least 5 pages, so my first readers have something to sink their teeth into. It took a couple of weeks to make this first page, but I was still finding my style and figuring out my process. I hope to be able to churn out 2-3 pages a week once I get going. Stay tuned!

January 10, 2010

New Painting- Jesus Turtle

Filed under: Artwork — Ryan Klemek @ 2:34 pm

Now that I have a huge 12″ x 18″ scanner bed, it’s much easier for me to scan my artwork. Therefore, I can go back to showing works in progress without having to take crappy digital photos or composite scans. Here is the pencil sketch for my latest painting, The Jesus Turtle:

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In an effort to save time, I was considering doing a mixed media piece instead of a full-on painting. I thought of just using graphite for the faces and arms, and then acrylic paint for the t-shirts. However, since I ended up buying gesso board instead of illustration board, I decided I should do it all with paint. For one thing, graphite does not work well on the solid surface. It’s like trying to write on plastic. Secondly, I figure since the gesso boards are 3 times as expensive as illustration boards, I might as well use the medium for which it was intended. So now, with all the other stuff I have to do these days, I am not expecting to finish this before February. But at least I’ll get to show y’all updates as I go along! Incidentally, The Jesus Turtle T-shirt is our Shirt of the Week, and is on sale for $13.99 through Sunday, 1/17/10.

December 20, 2009

Vain Santa Wants to Be an Ice Warrior

Filed under: Artwork — Ryan Klemek @ 10:52 am

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I started this painting back in September because  PS Print was having a sale on greeting card printing, but then I realized even with the discount, it wasn’t going to be cost-effective to print and sell them for the low price that I would want to. I also wasn’t sure how well it would sell at Donkeyshines since there were no animals in it, and it wasn’t all that interesting or funny of a concept. I ended up finishing the painting, though, because I had fun painting the ice. I printed up a few cards which I’m sending to family members, although they probably won’t get them before X-mas. I just finished this on Friday and the cards won’t go out until Monday. Next up is the painting for the Jesus Turtle, and then the Donkey Pegasus Hat.

November 11, 2009

So I’m Planning to Start a Webcomic

Filed under: Artwork,Donkeyshines Announcements — Tags: — Ryan Klemek @ 1:40 pm

It’s kind of strange that I haven’t done this yet. As a kid, I loved comic books, and really wanted to be a comic book artist when I grew up. I made up all sorts of superheros that were rip-offs of my favorite Marvel characters.  Superheroes were how I first got interested in drawing the human figure. Yet at some point between junior high school and now, I stopped collecting, reading and drawing comics. I never lost my appreciation for them, but chose to consume them in their feature film format. I think I would have still considered making my own stories, but the idea was daunting. Since I stopped reading them, I lost touch with the current comic art styles, and forgot how the rhythm of graphic story telling worked. My own painting and drawing styles didn’t seem practical for sequential art, and I figured it would take me a month to do each panel in that way.  Also, I never liked prospective drawing, so drawing exteriors and material environments for my characters seemed tedious and unenjoyable. Plus it didn’t seem realistic that I could pitch a graphic novel idea and get someone to publish it. But recently, I discovered Webcomics. Obviously, these aren’t new, but I was always prejudiced against them. I moronically thought that any comic worth reading would be in print format, and that digital publication was for amateurs. Now I realize that nothing could be further from the truth. The freedom that comes with self-publishing on the internet means artists are limited only by their imaginations (and not by this cliche I used to describe it). And since opening my mind, I’ve discovered comics that are way more wacky and original than anything I’ve ever seen printed on paper. One pleasant surprise was the huge number of different art styles out there. I was especially happy to see that some artists totally get away with fudging perspective lines when drawing backgrounds! They don’t even use rulers sometimes. Most webcomics are much more raw and unpolished than printed ones, partially because web artists have to do everything themselves, and often churn out multiple finished pages in a week. I’m still not sure if I can work as fast as these other artists, and I’m not even sure what style I will adopt to tell my story. Come to think of it, I don’t even know what my story is going to be just yet. Or even what kind of story. Oh, and then I gotta build another website. And then I gotta maintain that website. And find a way to get people to it. And find a way to make them keep coming back! I guess I have a lot of work to do…

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