It’s been a while since I’ve posted a shirt from my strange personal collection. This one is another great Salvation Army find, which I wear almost daily. It’s my hangin’ around the house shirt.
I am assuming this has something to do with health awareness, but it sports some of the weirdest-looking animals I’ve ever seen. And I know a little something about weird-looking animals. First of all, at the top of the shirt we have Low-fat Cat who looks an awful lot like a chipmunk:
Next we have Butt-out Bunny, who seems to very against smoking. He looks more like some mutated steer or something:
And finally we have a very pro-exercise Jogger T. Gerbil, wearing clown shoes for some reason. Poor guy only has half an exercise wheel, but he seems to be making the most of it.
The first thing that comes to mind is the absurdity that these three animals would ever be friends. Wouldn’t Low-fat cat gobble up the other two? I know he’s hugging those veggies in attempt to convince everyone that he doesn’t eat meat, but I just don’t trust him. I am curious to know the impact this amazing t-shirt had on the Ostego-Schoharie community. I wonder how many people quit smoking, started eating veggies and took up jogging as a result of it. I know that since I’ve had it, I’ve done all of those things, and I don’t even live in Ostego-Schoharie. Well, I was never a smoker to begin with, but I still think owning this shirt has made me more healthy.
