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February 6, 2011

Smiley Sauce

Filed under: Artwork — Ryan Klemek @ 6:35 pm

This is the drawing of the day for 2/6/11. Medium: Soy sauce on olive oil in ceramic bowl.

I can’t really take all the credit for this one, as god really did all the work. I just poured a tbs of soy sauce into 2 tbs of olive oil, and this smiley face magically formed. Don’t you see the resemblance to Jesus? This is going to be the best haddock ever. Haddock is what I marinated in the smiley face.

February 5, 2011

Jesse, Circa 1998

Filed under: Artwork — Ryan Klemek @ 3:51 pm

Drawing of the day for 2/5/11 is a portrait I did of my friend Jesse in 1998.

February 4, 2011

Jesus Birthday Party

Filed under: Artwork — Ryan Klemek @ 3:41 pm

Drawing of the Day for 1/4/11 is the 2010 X-mas card I made. Not sure why I hadn’t posted it until now

Who else would be at Christ’s big bash but other gods! Note: he didn’t invite ALL the other gods…

February 3, 2011

The Dodo

Filed under: Artwork — Ryan Klemek @ 5:56 pm

The drawing of the day for 2/3/11 is a t-shirt design that I started developing which features the story of the dodo bird becoming extinct. From what I read, dodos were doing just fine on their little island until humans brought monkeys to the island. The monkeys ate the dodo eggs. In this image I have the monkeys using superior intelligence to trick the dodo. One monkey distracts the bird by playing the cymbals while the other one steals the egg. At the time I was working on this, I decided the story was too complicated for a t-shirt design, but I think I’ll actually finish this when i find time.

February 2, 2011

Rodney D

Filed under: Artwork — Ryan Klemek @ 4:14 pm

Drawing of the Day for 2/2/11 is a rejected illustration I did for a text book. The subject was supposed to be an “unconventional student”, so I immediately thought of the movie Back to School. I wanted the guy to “suggest” Rodney Dangerfield without looking enough like him that there could be any legal issues. The editor of the book didn’t mention the celebrity likeness, but thought the drawing would be offensive to older people. Can you believe that nonsense?

February 1, 2011

Happy Mustache Man

Filed under: Artwork — Ryan Klemek @ 2:24 pm

The drawing of the day for 2/1/11:

January 31, 2011

Angel

Filed under: Artwork — Ryan Klemek @ 7:42 pm

The drawing of the day for 1/31/11  is a portrait of my friend Angel I did back in 1996.

January 30, 2011

The Man Who Loves Spots

Filed under: Artwork — Tags: — Ryan Klemek @ 2:27 pm

Drawing of the Day, 1/30/11: A fancy MFA member bought a digital print of this silly little drawing for $125 at the 1997 School of the Museum of Fine Arts December Sale. Alternately titled “The Undies”,  I basically took a doodle and touched it up in Photoshop.

January 29, 2011

Drawing of Day 1/29/11

Filed under: Artwork — Ryan Klemek @ 3:44 pm

This is a portrait of my friend Arlene I did in 1996

January 28, 2011

Drawing of the Day 1/28/11

Filed under: Artwork — Ryan Klemek @ 3:15 pm

This is a charcoal portrait I did of my friend Lisa back in 1995.

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