Pterodactyls are said to be responsible for about 32% of all daytime UFO sightings. They fly smoothly and quietly, and can change direction on a dime. For this reason, The Government likes to use them as giant messenger pigeons whenever their internet and phone connections go down. The Government does not treat these animals very humanely, keeping them in cages and not letting them watch TV. It’s tragic.

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