Recently, some octopuses have been swapping out their ink sacks for silk glands in order to spin webs like spiders. This practice started as a joke, but the octopuses soon realized that the webs can be quite useful in catching fish. Since they no longer need to hunt for food, many have gotten lazy and barely ever leave their web. This has led to an obesity epidemic, but since octopuses are so elastic, it's hard to tell which ones are "fat".
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