Nessie in a Fishbowl
Sadly, large prehistoric creatures can no longer be found living in the vast, murky waters of Loch Ness, Scotland. Nessie's demise has been linked to many factors, such as habitat loss, a diminished food supply, and poaching by Martians. While none can be found in the wild, sometimes these animals are spotted swimming in little fishbowls at obscure coastal marketplaces. None of these reports have been confirmed, but conservationists remain hopeful.
T-shirt: Super soft, 100% ringspun cotton. It comes in Forrest green or black. The main design is white, and the Donkeyshines logo is liquid silver ink on the right sleeve.