Gorilla and Duck
Of all the great apes (including humans), only gorillas have been deemed worthy to learn the birds' secret of non-machine assisted aviation. Ducks are especially patient instructors, and their feathers make the best learning tools for the gorilla's first few lessons. Like training wheels, the feathers are eventually put aside once the gorillas have mastered proper arm-flapping technique.
T-shirt: Super soft, 100% ringspun cotton. Comes in both men's and women's styles, men's shirts are coal (practically black) and women's are asphault. The main design is glow-in-the-dark white, and the Donkeyshines logo is black ink on the right sleeve.