Donkey Pegasus Hat
It turns out that 1 in every 15 billion donkeys in the world are born with wings and can fly. Another 1 in 15 billion have wings but can't fly, and yet another 1 in 15 billion do not have wings but can fly anyway. Only the ones that both have wings AND can fly can be called Donkey Pegasus. These magical creatures can also shoot laser beams out of their eyes and freeze rays out of their ears. Let's see a horse do that!
Hat: 100% acrylic black skull cap. The Donkey Pegasus design is embroidered in liquid silver thread. One size fits most.