June 22nd, 2014
The short dinosaur erotica story for which I recently illustrated the cover is now available on Amazon. Prehistoric Passion from Mars is not for everyone, by all means. It is likely to be pretty disturbing for most people, actually. Still, if curiosity gets the better of you, the book can be purchased for $2.99 here. I encourage people to go to Amazon and write a review. Even if you don’t buy or read it, just write a review for the cover.
June 2nd, 2014
OK, so here’s a slightly less racy version of the illustration I posted yesterday. Maybe a bit less areola will get it passed Amazon.com censors. I bet it will still make my mom cry…
June 1st, 2014
A few months ago I did an unsolicited illustration for a very specific genre of fiction in attempt to get the attention of the authors. No e-mails came and no commissions. I decided the only way to get myself out there was to write my own story and do the cover for it. The story is in the editing stages at the moment, but I just finished the cover. Here it is:
and here’s a detail:
The figure and the dinosaur are a little looser and less detailed, but the composition is a little bit more developed since I’m working for a specific story. Without mentioning the title or plot, what does this cover reveal?
April 7th, 2014
Here is the card my wife made for my birthday. Once again, it features our cats. In additional to celebrating my birthday, this card also celebrates my completion of the American Council on Exercise Group Fitness certification.
February 26th, 2014
This is the card my wife made me for Valentine’s Day. It features our cat, Leela, doing her favorite thing: putting her ass on our stuff.
It is a good likeness, and a good card I think. my wife’s a genius.
February 15th, 2014
People say that all I ever paint are gorillas. Well, here’s a painting of a completely different primate. This gibbon happens to himself be an artist- a “mixed media” artist of a sort. Many might find the content of this image a bit inappropriate for a Valentine’s Day card, but that’s exactly what this illustration was for. And my wife, who loves primates, was not at all put off by gibbon’s unconventional choice of tools.
In case you thought that was just very dry-looking paint on his palette, here’s a detail:
In a few days, I will post the Valentine’s Day card my wife made for me. Also, I will soon begin writing what I hope to be the next great American erotica short story. Stay tuned for updates.
January 16th, 2014
I wasn’t the only one who was late finishing an X-mas card illustration. My wife didn’t finish this until after I finished my Giant Gorilla digital painting. In case any of you missed the explanation of the Noid’s significance in our household, it is all about our cat Dr. Zoidberg. I call him Zoids for short, and since that rhymes with “noid”, I am always telling him to “Avoid the Noid” in reference to those old Domino’s Pizza commercials. As you can see in this drawing, Zoids has made peace with The Noid under some X-mas mistletoe:
January 13th, 2014
So, today is January 13 and I just now finished the illustration for my wife’s X-mas card. I can’t explain why it took so long to finish, I guess time just got away from me. It’s been doing that a lot lately, although maybe this time it’s because I had to do more prospective drawing. Anyway, here it is:
I’m pretty happy with how it came out, I suppose. I just wish it didn’t take me so long. I probably need to start working on the illustration for Valentine’s Day if I ever hope to finish on time.
December 21st, 2013
Roy Wayne Farris, a.k.a The Honky Tonk Man, had one of the silliest professional wrestling gimmicks during the golden age of silly wrestling gimmicks. He was a heal Elvis Impersonator that pretended to be unaware of his heal status. Fans loved to hate him and he was a master at pissing them off. He also happens to be my friend Jeff’s second favorite wrestler of all time. Last year for X-mas I painted Jeff’s first favorite, Randy “Macho Man” Savage, and I figured I’d continue the tradition this year. Here’s how it came out:
December 12th, 2013
My two nephews like trucks, so I decided I would make them a t-shirt featuring a garbage truck. I also threw in Bubba, the eldest’s stuffed bulldog, and Bean, his younger brother’s stuffed orangutan. I hope they like the shirts…
If you know of some other people the size of children or toddlers who would like to wear a t-shirt featuring a bulldog, an orangutan or a garbage truck, you can buy they at Donkeyshines Jr.