Dodo birds are thought to have gone extinct due to their own incompetence. In actuality, they never went extinct at all. After generations of them died due to human meddling, the remaining dodos spontaneously burst into flames and became phoenixes. When they were sure nobody was looking, the majestic birds rose from the ashes with their newly acquired flight capabilities and set out to wander the earth in search of adventure. The dumb humans assumed they had all burned to death.
T-shirt: Vintage black (heathered) super soft, tri-blend fabric (50% polyester 25% cotton, 25% rayon). A pale metallic Donkeyshines logo apprears on the right sleeve.